NatalinaTop 10 Reasons Women Dig Vampires
June 30th 2009 09:13
Our friends from Askmen.com (who we're proud to say have advertised for Beta Girl for the past year!) have compiled a list of the top 10 reasons that chicks dig vampires, from a male perspective. It's really quite enlightening. They even share tips on what the average Joe can learn from these vampire lessons. I'll list the top 10 with a brief snibbet from each entry. Enjoy!
10. Vampires are loners
Women love vampires because they have all the time in the world. Literally.
9. Vampires require no commitment during the day
Women love vampires because vampires can’t take up the entirety of a woman’s day. Hell, they can’t even stay that late into the night. Sleepovers only last until the sun is coming up and vampires are nowhere to be found until the sun goes down.
8. Vampires dress well
A nice pair of skin-tight pants and an occasional ascot or medallion completes the look. Like a modern-day Tom Jones without the giant crucifix in his pants
Advice: Dress well for every occasion....But never wear the cape, no matter how good it looks.
7. Vampires love necking
Woman love sex...As we all know, men just like to get down to business -- but not vampires. They don’t even really care about sex. They want to mess around. Particularly around the neck area -- the “sweet spot” as it’s known around the coffins.
6. Vampires are moody
Women beg to differ, but they honestly do like the occasional hint of drama in a relationship. It keeps things fresh and exciting. This is perfect for the vampire, whose mood is constantly changing. You’d be pissed too if people wanted you dead and all you’ve had to eat for a couple centuries is some blood and the occasional taste of plasma.
5. Vampires are persuasive
They convince the smart and savvy women that their odd behavior is on the up-and-up. They even convince them it’s cool to suck blood. How hard is that? You can’t even convince her to try new sexual positions.
4. Vampires search forever to find "her"
When a vampire sinks his teeth (figuratively) into a woman, he makes her feel like the only woman in the world. It’s no wonder women fall hard -- then again, it could also be the blood loss.
3. Vampires are romantic
Give those dead, bloodsucking bastards credit: they know how to romance the pants off a woman. The setting is always dark and mysterious and the atmosphere is just right for doing something dirty. The full moon seems to follow them wherever they go.
2. Vampires are powerful
The vampire is always in phenomenal shape; it must be the low carbs/high blood diet and tons of sleep. The second type of power is mental. He's usually a manipulative bastard who can match brains as much as brawn. This amazing one-two combo is a major reason women love vampires. Moreover, it’s almost impossible to kill a vampire. You think he’s dead? Nope. Still not dead.
1. Vampires are the ultimate bad boys
He is the man her mother warned her about except with more guy-liner and lip gloss than either of them could have ever predicted. He isn’t just bad, he’s dead. Beat that!
To read all of the entries and the advice for men to live up to the vampire hype, click HERE. And if you really want to sink your teeth into some vampire action, head over to VampireDaze.com!
All images courtesty of McHeathers. www.mcheathers.com
Screw Twilight. Gerard Butler as Dracula is the vampire that makes me curl my toes and expose my...um...jugular.
10. Vampires are loners
Women love vampires because they have all the time in the world. Literally.
9. Vampires require no commitment during the day
Women love vampires because vampires can’t take up the entirety of a woman’s day. Hell, they can’t even stay that late into the night. Sleepovers only last until the sun is coming up and vampires are nowhere to be found until the sun goes down.
8. Vampires dress well
A nice pair of skin-tight pants and an occasional ascot or medallion completes the look. Like a modern-day Tom Jones without the giant crucifix in his pants
Advice: Dress well for every occasion....But never wear the cape, no matter how good it looks.
Gerard Butler, "Dracula 2000"
7. Vampires love necking
Woman love sex...As we all know, men just like to get down to business -- but not vampires. They don’t even really care about sex. They want to mess around. Particularly around the neck area -- the “sweet spot” as it’s known around the coffins.
6. Vampires are moody
Women beg to differ, but they honestly do like the occasional hint of drama in a relationship. It keeps things fresh and exciting. This is perfect for the vampire, whose mood is constantly changing. You’d be pissed too if people wanted you dead and all you’ve had to eat for a couple centuries is some blood and the occasional taste of plasma.
5. Vampires are persuasive
They convince the smart and savvy women that their odd behavior is on the up-and-up. They even convince them it’s cool to suck blood. How hard is that? You can’t even convince her to try new sexual positions.
4. Vampires search forever to find "her"
When a vampire sinks his teeth (figuratively) into a woman, he makes her feel like the only woman in the world. It’s no wonder women fall hard -- then again, it could also be the blood loss.
3. Vampires are romantic
Give those dead, bloodsucking bastards credit: they know how to romance the pants off a woman. The setting is always dark and mysterious and the atmosphere is just right for doing something dirty. The full moon seems to follow them wherever they go.
2. Vampires are powerful
The vampire is always in phenomenal shape; it must be the low carbs/high blood diet and tons of sleep. The second type of power is mental. He's usually a manipulative bastard who can match brains as much as brawn. This amazing one-two combo is a major reason women love vampires. Moreover, it’s almost impossible to kill a vampire. You think he’s dead? Nope. Still not dead.
1. Vampires are the ultimate bad boys
He is the man her mother warned her about except with more guy-liner and lip gloss than either of them could have ever predicted. He isn’t just bad, he’s dead. Beat that!
To read all of the entries and the advice for men to live up to the vampire hype, click HERE. And if you really want to sink your teeth into some vampire action, head over to VampireDaze.com!
All images courtesty of McHeathers. www.mcheathers.com
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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oh so true!
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Except that Gerard Butler looks very young, and slender faced. Isn't Dracula 2000 meant to be a piece of crap?
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Ok...I'm skipping over to horrorphile now...tra la laaa! (that's my skipping song).
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Interesting fact, Wes Craven was very taken with Gerard Butler, saying that one of the only good memories he takes away from this movie (which suffered from numerous re-writes and countless set backs) was that GB played a stellar Dracula.
I'll leave it to your discerning eye, but I think he does a pretty good job. Is there really a video store called Dr. What?
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Guy-liner? Hilariousness. That is my new word for the day...
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That was an inadvertent rhyme. I'm a lyrical genius. You should run that past them while you're there and ask if they'd like to use it as their new slogan!
I heard there was a Dracula 3000, but didn't know it was a Boll movie. I'll skip that one!
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