NatalinaMost Searched Celebrity Questions: Giving the Beta Girl What She Wants!
April 5th 2009 08:39
From time to time, I like to peruse the listing of URLs that have led people to visit Beta Girl Blog. In other words, each day, I get a listing of stats that show me what you Googled or Yahoo-ed to get to my site. And, every day, there are a few inquiries that keep reappearing. You Betas really know what you want, and what kind of a friend would I be if I didn't try to meet your needs?
So, with that said, I've compiled a list of items that you've searched for, and tried to deliver on your subversive desires!
#1. Jason Statham Shirtless
I cannot tell you how many people do an image search for "Jason Statham Shirtless" in an average day. From the looks of it, it's quite a lot! You are a bunch of pervies! Then again, so am I, so here is your Mr. Statham shirtless. And, I did you one better, and included an image of him shirtless and wet. You're welcome!
#2. Kevin Richardson Zoologist Married?
Ever since I posted this article, Kevin Richardson: Sexy Zoologist Swims with Lions , about the hot Zoologist (also known as the "Lion Whisperer") who is able to coexist with a pride of lions, I've seen a huge wave of queries as to whether or not this Alpha Male is married. I did a bit of research, and here is your answer: I don't know. I tried searching a variety of sites, and no one seems to have the answer. My best guess is that he's not, as he doesn't wear a ring, but I can't be certain. Sorry to disappoint! If you have the answer, leave a comment. In the meantime, here's another great picture and video of the Lion King himself.
#3. Gerard Butler Riding Bike
Whatever floats your boat! Here is your man, biking it up!
#4. Guy Ritchie Riding Bike
Okey dokey. Is there some sort of underground bike riding fetish that I'm unaware of?? Anyway, I did find this really cute pic of Guy leaving his pub The Punchbowl in London. Image: Photo Agency.
#5. Gerard Butler Barefoot
See, now I'm starting to feel a little uncomfy. Am I being an enabler for all of your sick fantasies? Oh hell. Why not!
#6. Daniel Craig Grabbing His Package
I'm assuming you're not referring to pictures of Mr. Craig at the Post Office, right? This one confused me a bit, because I don't think I've ever posted about the dashing 007, and I've certainly never mentioned his crotch. But, after doing a bit of searching, I did find the following picture. Here is Daniel Craig, cupping his junk. Photo cred: Details Magazine.
#7. Is Christian Bale American?
Answer: No. He's British. Welsh, to be specific.
#8. Local Escort Service (various cities)
Sorry. This falls firmly outside the realm of information that Beta Girl can supply. Try the Yellow Pages.
#9. X-Men Origins: Wolverine Leaked Online
So I've heard. But, as I have no desire to go to prison, you will not find a copy of that film here. Instead, can I interest you in an image of Hugh Jackman in all of his Wolverine glory?
And finally...Drrrrrrrrumrolllll please!
#10. Gerard Butler / Jude Law / Jason Statham / Jeffrey Dean Morgan / Etc. Naked
Sorry Betas! This is a strictly PG-13 website, so I'll not be able to deliver the goods on this one. If you're into bicycles, however, see above!
So, with that said, I've compiled a list of items that you've searched for, and tried to deliver on your subversive desires!
#1. Jason Statham Shirtless
I cannot tell you how many people do an image search for "Jason Statham Shirtless" in an average day. From the looks of it, it's quite a lot! You are a bunch of pervies! Then again, so am I, so here is your Mr. Statham shirtless. And, I did you one better, and included an image of him shirtless and wet. You're welcome!
#2. Kevin Richardson Zoologist Married?
Ever since I posted this article, Kevin Richardson: Sexy Zoologist Swims with Lions , about the hot Zoologist (also known as the "Lion Whisperer") who is able to coexist with a pride of lions, I've seen a huge wave of queries as to whether or not this Alpha Male is married. I did a bit of research, and here is your answer: I don't know. I tried searching a variety of sites, and no one seems to have the answer. My best guess is that he's not, as he doesn't wear a ring, but I can't be certain. Sorry to disappoint! If you have the answer, leave a comment. In the meantime, here's another great picture and video of the Lion King himself.
#3. Gerard Butler Riding Bike
Whatever floats your boat! Here is your man, biking it up!
#4. Guy Ritchie Riding Bike
Okey dokey. Is there some sort of underground bike riding fetish that I'm unaware of?? Anyway, I did find this really cute pic of Guy leaving his pub The Punchbowl in London. Image: Photo Agency.
#5. Gerard Butler Barefoot
See, now I'm starting to feel a little uncomfy. Am I being an enabler for all of your sick fantasies? Oh hell. Why not!
#6. Daniel Craig Grabbing His Package
I'm assuming you're not referring to pictures of Mr. Craig at the Post Office, right? This one confused me a bit, because I don't think I've ever posted about the dashing 007, and I've certainly never mentioned his crotch. But, after doing a bit of searching, I did find the following picture. Here is Daniel Craig, cupping his junk. Photo cred: Details Magazine.
#7. Is Christian Bale American?
Answer: No. He's British. Welsh, to be specific.
#8. Local Escort Service (various cities)
Sorry. This falls firmly outside the realm of information that Beta Girl can supply. Try the Yellow Pages.
#9. X-Men Origins: Wolverine Leaked Online
So I've heard. But, as I have no desire to go to prison, you will not find a copy of that film here. Instead, can I interest you in an image of Hugh Jackman in all of his Wolverine glory?
And finally...Drrrrrrrrumrolllll please!
#10. Gerard Butler / Jude Law / Jason Statham / Jeffrey Dean Morgan / Etc. Naked
Sorry Betas! This is a strictly PG-13 website, so I'll not be able to deliver the goods on this one. If you're into bicycles, however, see above!
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Comment by Lola Tahlulah
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Comment by shadowmoon87
Riding a bike?
Bare foot?
Grabbing??
I wonder with which faces people search for these terms.
And it's really nice of your part to give people what they're looking for
Even if what people are looking for is not something so...conventional
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