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Is Vinnie Jones Sexy?

May 31st 2009 07:16
Uh...Yeah!

Vinnie Jones


Very much so, in a strange way. Not the typical heart throb, but very sexy with striking features and piercing eyes.

Vinnie first blipped onto Beta-dar in the film "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" which is one of my favorite movies. (My list of favorite movies is about 10 billion titles long).

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Jones as serial killer Mahogany in "Midnight Meat Train"


Anyway, what a phenomenal film. Then there was Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch", which I also like, but not as much as "Lock Stock". Since then, he's been in 8 gajillion films (I counted) and some of them were bad, some were awful, and a few were positively downright unwatchable. But he made a few good ones as well!

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Vinnie is a former soccer player (I suppose I should say footballer here for the International crowd) and was known for being a "hard man". Just the way we like 'em. But, in interviews, he often displays a cute and playful sensitive side, which is even more appealing. He is a family man and appears to be pretty softhearted. Unless, lust is clouding my discernment, I'll say that he seems like a nice chap.

I've gotten flack for my claim that he is attractive. Many of my friends think he seems like an oaf. They were quickly kicked to the curb and told not to come back until they learned to agree with me. Vinnie had this to add....

Vinnie Jones


I love the imperfections of his face. This is what makes people beautiful. Less than perfect features will always grab Beta Girl's attention more than just plain pretty.

He is somewhat known for his wild antics. Just recently, he was involved in a bar fight in Sioux Falls, SD which resulted in him having to have reconstructive surgery on his face. All I could think about was.."Gee, I wish I had been in Sioux Falls! That isn't too far from here!"

So, grab a pint and raise it in a toast to the "hard men" that we love. A cute cockney accent doesn't hurt either.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

May 31st 2009 17:42
too masculine for me, but i can see alot of women find the whole caveman thing sexy

Comment by Bryn

May 31st 2009 22:59
He looks like a serial killer. If you find that sexy I'd be a little concerned for your safety.

Comment by Lilla

June 1st 2009 02:02
Natalina,

In a word. No. Not to me anyway and i have to agree with Bryn.*lol*

Lilla .

Comment by Natalina

June 1st 2009 03:26
I'm ever so disappointed! I am only out of town for one full day, and already there is mutiny! Good think I located an internet hotspot in the bathroom so I can properly address these issues!

Now, Morgan...I already know you are only attracted to people who look like magical elves of the enchanted woods, so I will excuse you.

Bryn, I happen to like my men with a little psycho on the side! What's wrong with that??

Lilla, Oh well, more for me!

In all seriousness people, do you not see at least a little bit of raw beauty in his face? Forget sexy for a minute..just lovely intensity and tension in his face. Whatever. I like him.

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 1st 2009 04:01
hes the kind of guy you would date if you were in trouble with a bikie gang and wanted to scare them away

hes definitely not a magical elf, so i really cant see this going anywhere

hey have you seen Wanted, my number one magical elf James McAvoy is in that, looking stunning

Comment by Bryn

June 1st 2009 04:48
Yes I see raw beauty ... I see raw beauty in a rhino too. LOL

Comment by Natalina

June 1st 2009 05:34
Ok, so my internet hotspot had to be shifted a little closer to the toilet...but now I'm back.

Morgan, James McAvoy is cute..but a bit too elven for my taste. Vinnie exudes the kind of sexy that throws you over the shoulder or perhaps against a wall....

Bryn...kiss my ass! I mean that in the nicest way possible. lol

Comment by Lilla

June 1st 2009 05:36
Natalina,

yes, indeed, agreed. It is a happy fact when two good friends like different types of men. I am glad my own two girls have this same trait, they have a chance at friendship later in life at least and I am not having to brace myself for the inevitable *she stole my boyfriend* cry!

L

Comment by Mau-Medellin

June 25th 2009 08:05
I actually think his masculinity is a bit fake; just look how thin and limp his little wrist's are. You could snap them with a hand-shake!

Mau-Medellin

Comment by Anonymous

November 3rd 2009 09:20
Hes the real deal, hes very much a proper pshyco!

hes bitten peoples noses off an all kinds of things. his football names was even psycho.

being thin or having thin wrists means nothin.

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