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Top 10 Reasons Women Dig Vampires

June 30th 2009 09:13
Our friends from Askmen.com (who we're proud to say have advertised for Beta Girl for the past year!) have compiled a list of the top 10 reasons that chicks dig vampires, from a male perspective. It's really quite enlightening. They even share tips on what the average Joe can learn from these vampire lessons. I'll list the top 10 with a brief snibbet from each entry. Enjoy!

Screw Twilight. Gerard Butler as Dracula is the vampire that makes me curl my toes and expose my...um...jugular.


10. Vampires are loners

Women love vampires because they have all the time in the world. Literally.

9. Vampires require no commitment during the day

Women love vampires because vampires can’t take up the entirety of a woman’s day. Hell, they can’t even stay that late into the night. Sleepovers only last until the sun is coming up and vampires are nowhere to be found until the sun goes down.



8. Vampires dress well

A nice pair of skin-tight pants and an occasional ascot or medallion completes the look. Like a modern-day Tom Jones without the giant crucifix in his pants

Advice: Dress well for every occasion....But never wear the cape, no matter how good it looks.

Gerard Butler, "Dracula 2000"


7. Vampires love necking

Woman love sex...As we all know, men just like to get down to business -- but not vampires. They don’t even really care about sex. They want to mess around. Particularly around the neck area -- the “sweet spot” as it’s known around the coffins.



6. Vampires are moody

Women beg to differ, but they honestly do like the occasional hint of drama in a relationship. It keeps things fresh and exciting. This is perfect for the vampire, whose mood is constantly changing. You’d be pissed too if people wanted you dead and all you’ve had to eat for a couple centuries is some blood and the occasional taste of plasma.



5. Vampires are persuasive

They convince the smart and savvy women that their odd behavior is on the up-and-up. They even convince them it’s cool to suck blood. How hard is that? You can’t even convince her to try new sexual positions.



4. Vampires search forever to find "her"

When a vampire sinks his teeth (figuratively) into a woman, he makes her feel like the only woman in the world. It’s no wonder women fall hard -- then again, it could also be the blood loss.

3. Vampires are romantic

Give those dead, bloodsucking bastards credit: they know how to romance the pants off a woman. The setting is always dark and mysterious and the atmosphere is just right for doing something dirty. The full moon seems to follow them wherever they go.



2. Vampires are powerful

The vampire is always in phenomenal shape; it must be the low carbs/high blood diet and tons of sleep. The second type of power is mental. He's usually a manipulative bastard who can match brains as much as brawn. This amazing one-two combo is a major reason women love vampires. Moreover, it’s almost impossible to kill a vampire. You think he’s dead? Nope. Still not dead.



1. Vampires are the ultimate bad boys

He is the man her mother warned her about except with more guy-liner and lip gloss than either of them could have ever predicted. He isn’t just bad, he’s dead. Beat that!

To read all of the entries and the advice for men to live up to the vampire hype, click HERE. And if you really want to sink your teeth into some vampire action, head over to VampireDaze.com!

All images courtesty of McHeathers. www.mcheathers.com
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Now I know why I can't sleep... It's not too many scary movies or too much caffeine...

It's my boobies, y'all! And now, there's an answer. Hallelujah!

Seriously, is this not the weirdest thing you've ever seen? Do you think it works? Do you have $60 I can borrow? Beta Girl needs some shut eye!

This product, The Kush, claims to support your boobies (Or Bubbies, as the Real Housewives of New Jersey call them) while you sleep. Apparently, if your breasts are too large, they can make it difficult to sleep on your side. I fail to see how putting something between them can help you sleep better, but this is the claim. Check it out!



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When I first heard about The Ugly Truth, I thought it was going to be your standard, run o' the mill chick flick with a solid PG-13 rating, and a generally sweet vibe.

Then I heard that it was getting an R rating, and that it contains some decidedly adult material. It is considered fairly ballsy for a romantic comedy to take an R rating, as it may alienate some of the more conservative members of its audience.

Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl - The Ugly Truth
Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl - The Ugly Truth


The Ugly Truth says poo on that (likely it would use stronger language than poo, actually) and goes for it. The following clip shows a bit of why exactly the film is getting the restricted rating. What do you think?

Beta Girl's take? I'll never complain about seeing Gerard Butler in some adult situations!

The trailer is only accessible if you verify that you are over 18 years of age.

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Attack Cardio with Vinnie Jones

June 19th 2009 10:33
Well, what do you know...good old Vinnie Jones has a sense of humor! The most recent Exclusive Video on Funnyordie.com features Mr. Jones in a skit where he basically threatens your life if you don't work out. Luckily for me, I've never had a problem working up a sweat to Vinnie!

Vinnie Jones


I know...I know.... You all think he's a brute. So?


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Is Vinnie Jones Sexy?

May 31st 2009 07:16
Uh...Yeah!

Vinnie Jones


Very much so, in a strange way. Not the typical heart throb, but very sexy with striking features and piercing eyes.

Vinnie first blipped onto Beta-dar in the film "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels" which is one of my favorite movies. (My list of favorite movies is about 10 billion titles long).

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Jones as serial killer Mahogany in "Midnight Meat Train"


Anyway, what a phenomenal film. Then there was Bullet Tooth Tony in "Snatch", which I also like, but not as much as "Lock Stock". Since then, he's been in 8 gajillion films (I counted) and some of them were bad, some were awful, and a few were positively downright unwatchable. But he made a few good ones as well!

vinnie jones
Vinnie is a former soccer player (I suppose I should say footballer here for the International crowd) and was known for being a "hard man". Just the way we like 'em. But, in interviews, he often displays a cute and playful sensitive side, which is even more appealing. He is a family man and appears to be pretty softhearted. Unless, lust is clouding my discernment, I'll say that he seems like a nice chap.

I've gotten flack for my claim that he is attractive. Many of my friends think he seems like an oaf. They were quickly kicked to the curb and told not to come back until they learned to agree with me. Vinnie had this to add....

Vinnie Jones


I love the imperfections of his face. This is what makes people beautiful. Less than perfect features will always grab Beta Girl's attention more than just plain pretty.

He is somewhat known for his wild antics. Just recently, he was involved in a bar fight in Sioux Falls, SD which resulted in him having to have reconstructive surgery on his face. All I could think about was.."Gee, I wish I had been in Sioux Falls! That isn't too far from here!"

So, grab a pint and raise it in a toast to the "hard men" that we love. A cute cockney accent doesn't hurt either.
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Here is the long awaited, much anticipated, second installment of Love is in the air: A Collection of Great Romantic Movies. First...if you missed Part 1, you better check it out now. I mean it, damn it! Love is in the air:A Collection of Great Romantic Movies Part 1

Now that you're all caught up, let's review what we've learned so far. Beta Girl is a hopeless romantic, with an eye for the quirky and passionate. There was a bit of dissent from the comment section as to Beta Girl's choices. Particularly, it seems that the boys universally dislike Ewan McGregor. I wonder if he'll make another appearance on the list? Read on to find out, and then prepare yourself for the conclusion in the upcoming Part 3


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Doot Doo doo Dooooo! (Do you like my trumpet?)

How exciting! The HD trailer for the new Sherlock Holmes flick directed by Guy Ritchie has hit the net, and Beta Girl has it here, just for you


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As you all know by now, Beta Girl is in love with love. Whether it is in film, real life, or in fantasy, I live for all things romance. Below, you will find a list of my favorite romantic music, in no particular order. Guaranteed to make you more that a little amorous.

Backseat Romance

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It seems that lately when I sit down to watch a film, I have been leaning toward the action, adventure, thriller genres. And what I've been neglecting is that other great love of mine...romance! After all, Beta Girl is nothing if not a hopeless romantic.

So, I decided to go through my collection of DVDs and indulge myself in some good old fashioned love stories. It was a worthwhile pursuit, and I've compiled a list of some of the titles I've gone through in the past few weeks. This list will be broken into three separate posts


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New "Gamer" poster and trailer!

May 11th 2009 09:16


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